Janice Dickinson In A Bikini
Article by Hope Alexander
April 01 2008. Article viewed 1704 times.
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Tyra has her loony awards, but Janice Dickinson completely one upped her by putting on a bikini and terrorizing poolgoers. These pictures are clear evidence that Janice has had all the mirrors taken out of her house and replaced with candy vending machines. The only toned part of her body appears to be her calves, and Iīm guessing she keeps them in shape by stalking young male models in her spare time, then devouring them in an effort to steal their youth.
She used to be the worldīs first supermodel, you know. Now sheīs just the worldīs most fearful specter of the ravages of age. There should really be a law passed against the elderly flaunting their bodies in such a shameless fashion, after all, whatīs the point of having decency laws if Janice Dickinson is allowed to walk around in the swimming version of panties and a bra?
   
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