Madonna Will Crush You
Article by Hope Alexander
April 02 2008. Article viewed 1602 times.
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I guess Madonna doesnīt have much to do these days but inject some īroids and pump some iron. I kid, of course, but only because I fear the consequences of not putting a disclaimer on that statement. Itīs not so much the potential lawsuit that I fear, as it is Madonna somehow stumbling across this article and then breaking into my room and assassinating me by pinning me between her biceps until the life is crushed from my body.
If she keeps up the sleeveless public appearances , I donīt think Iīll be the only one having nightmares. Itīs almost as if the aging process is turning her into a supernatural being capable of wreaking misfortune on any that oppose her. Of course, there is a kind caring side to Madonna also, sheīs making like Oprah and opening an all girls school in Malawi.
Iīm not sure exactly what Madonnaīs school would look like exactly, but every school has to have a school song. Which one of Madonnaīs many hits might they choose to honor their esteemed patron? Like a virgin? Erotica? Forbidden Love? Goodbye To Innocence? The mind boggles.
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