Stalkers, Here´s Your Chance To Get Close To Paris
Article by Hope Alexander
April 10 2008. Article viewed 3942 times.
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It´s not too late to try and be Paris´ new best friend / obsessive stalker! Just log on to www.ParisBFF.com, and make a profile to be in with a chance to try and be Paris´ new best friend, or, if you´re super desperate to impress, make a video and send it to the casting people, and Paris might watch it herself! Joygazm!
I have to say, this is a hell of a brave way to bring every stalker out of the woodwork and give them a change to get within crazed stabbing range of Paris Hilton. Sure, they´ll probably be screening all the contestants, but that really just means that they´ll be selecting for the most determined whacko, the one who is prepared to put some real effort in getting close to Paris.
It´s not as if anybody in the right mind would want to go on a reality television show where the prize is getting to be friends with a girl whose talents involve whoring herself out in every manner imaginable and giggling like a child as she does.
The girl is creepy, the show´s premise is creepy, and I´ll bet a set of STD detecting blood tests that the at least one of the contestants that make it through the selection process is going to make that guy who likes to make suits from other people´s skin look sane.
  
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