Britney Spears Annoys Doogie Howser
Article by Hope Alexander
April 12 2008. Article viewed 873 times.
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The truly sad thing about being a child star isn´t the way that you generally develop an addiction to hard drugs by the time you´re 12, or the fact that by 15 you realize that your fan base is forever gone, along with your boyish charm, it´s getting into your thirties and being shown up by a crazy woman whose cameo appearance on your show boosts your viewership by over a million viewers.
Doogie (otherwise known as Neil Patrick Harris), who plays one of the boring characters on the boring show “How I Met Your Mother” got his panties in a twist after Britney´s recent appearance showed up just how low viewership really was. Doogie told the Associated Press: “Viewership is not our game. It´s the network and the studio´s game, you know. It´s the promotion department´s game. We wish we weren´t opposite an awkward reality dancing competition. But we have no say about that. I just am a real fan of our content. I think we have a great show going, and I hope it´s not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers.´
Yo Doogie. I´ll put this into words you can understand. “How I Met Your Mother” needs 1000,000 grams of Britney stat before it goes into total system failure due to a fatal overdose of bland humor and overdone cliches. Even with a constant level of tragic celebrity cameotherapy being maintained, “How I Met Your Mother” is terminally ill, and euthanasia is highly recommended.
   
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