Roseanne Is Single, Has New Vagina
Article by Hope Alexander
April 12 2008. Article viewed 612 times.
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This is one of those good news, bad news types of things. On the one hand, Rosanne Barr is single and talking about her vagina on international television. Thatīs the bad news. The very, very bad news. On the other, sheīs had vaginal rejuvenation surgery carried out on her nether regions, so it is now possible to walk past her without being sucked into the vortex that was once located betwixt her thighs.
(Itīs yet to be officially confirmed that her pussy was a black hole of despair , but Iīm assuming that a serious anomaly in space and time being located in oneīs pussy would be the only plausible reason for a woman to to allow a surgeon to play scalpel origami with her pussy.)
Rosanne is dreadfully pleased with the results of the operation, claiming in her loud strident voice that she no longer has a vagina, she has a vajunior.
For the convenience of our more sensitive readers, BARRf (ha, see! I can play on words too) bags are located in the seat pocket in front of you. Or you might just want to save time and leap out the window. Youīll never get that image out of your head.
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