Papa Joe Simpson Pimpin´ Out Ashlee´s Baby
Article by Hope Alexander
April 18 2008. Article viewed 4263 times.
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Someone really needs to put a leash on Joe Simpson, the man has done everything but practically stand his daughters out on street corners, and now he´s already pimping out pictures of his as yet unborn grandchild to a largely disinterested media. Page Six reported a source saying: “Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it.”
I wonder if Papa Joe knows that there is a market for dirty pregnancy videos out there? I´m sure if he gets wind of that Ashlee will be stripped down and playing with assorted penises faster than you can say “yeeehaw”. Okay, so it may not go quite that far, but what´s the bet we see a Demi Moore style naked pregnant cover from Ashlee sometime in the next four or five months, possibly with Papa Joe proudly leering into the frame with a sign reading “50c a Ride”.
  
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