Christina Aguilera Hottest Sloppy Drunk MILF
Article by Hope Alexander
May 05 2008. Article viewed 7506 times.
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Christina Aguilera certainly seems to be making up for lost time. Those nine months of pregnancy obviously really ruined her party schedule, but now that the baby has been born and the pictures sold to the highest bidder, she, her huge boobs, and her husband who must have a 12 incher (thatīs the only plausible explanation for their marriage that doesnīt involve super alien mind control) are free to go out on the town and get blindingly drunk.
I guess this means that sheīs not breast feeding anymore. If she is, then the kid is sure going to get a hell of a buzz from his morning feed. Then, like all celebrity children, he will rage out of control hopped up on breast alcohol and go on a rampage in his baby walker before being arrested by the fuzz somewhere in downtown LA for a DUI, soliciting hookers, and soiling an officer.
  
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