Have You Tried Midget Porn?
Article by Hope Alexander
May 10 2008. Article viewed 16890 times.
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Surfing for Internet porn not only provides a welcome outlet for toxic sperm build up, it also broadens your horizons and teaches you valuable life lessons. For a long time, little people were discriminated against because regular sized people thought that they weren´t as good as normally sized people at things like seeing over counters, or reaching the accelerator in a car with their little legs, though they were occasionally allowed to paint themselves orange and star in children´s nightmares.
Just twenty short years ago, midgets were pretty much relegated to working once a year dressed in humiliating little costumes as the sidekicks of fat old alcoholics in bright red suits who would occasionally fall on them. But sometime in the 90´s, a revolution occurred, and whilst the every day world still said no to midgets, the Internet porn world said yes. An entire genre of midget porn has sprung up around these tiny actors who have fucked and sucked their way to equality, proving that it´s not just good things that come in small packages, it´s naughty little slutty things too.
Here are a few of the hottest midget stars that have graced monitors and television screens worldwide.
Bridget the Midget
Although she quit porn in 2007, around the same time as Jenna Jameson hung up her breast implants, Bridget Powerz aka Bridget the Midget is considered by many to be the original midget porn star (even though her debut movie came out a good three years after Gidget the Midget´s first porn). She was discovered when she was 19 years old in a Goth Nightclub by either a woman who was casting for an adult film, or a man who was a make up artist for a vampire porno. As with most legends, there are some variances in the exact details of the story. (Note to all: goth nightclubs good place to pick up slutty girls who will do porn). Whatever happened that fateful night, the upshot of it was that Bridget soon shot to fame in the 1998 film ´More Dirty Debutantes 103.´
Bridget the Midget is 3´7´´ high, boasts measurements of 28A-22-32, and can now be found working as a stripper.
Gidget the Midget
Gidget is another wicked little midget porn minx who fucked her way to fame in the 90´s, starting in 1995 in the tasteful erotic romp called “Midget Goes Hawaiian”, a porn style rip off of the 1960´s movie starring Sandra Dee called “Gidget Goes Hawaiian”, a heartwarming story in which Sandra Dee earned the respect of some wild Hawaiian surfers. Gidget the Midget certainly earned the respect of her co-stars during the porn remake, in which she enthusiastically hurled her holes at any genitalia that looked remotely male. The film was a great success, and Gidget went on to make several more pornos before bowing out of the game.
Black Cinnamon
If you´re into interracial action, then mix it up with this lovely black porn star who goes by the saucy psuedonym, Black Cinnamon. She made her solo appearance in the 2003 porn film “L´il Sista”, the synopsis of which boldly proclaims: “This horny, little, black midget loves to suck and fuck big, white dicks. She may be little, but she sure fucks and sucks like a giant!” So not only can midgets turn a man on, they can also help foster more loving interracial relationships. Beautiful.
Other famous midgets include Twidget the Midget, who carried on the tradition of rhyming porn star names, and Tinnie Tyler who broke the mold by ridding herself of the “the midget” title, and proving that her pussy, ass, and mouth were the equal of any other woman in the world.
So next time you´re bored and surfing the Internet for sordid stimulation, why not give the little people a chance? Girl on girl, interracial, monster cocks, anal, DP, these little ladies do it all, and what they lack in legginess, they sure make up for with sheer enthusiasm.
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