Kim Kardashianīs Ass In Deadly Peril
Article by Hope Alexander
May 12 2008. Article viewed 12360 times.
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Itīs hard to believe that this day has come, but it is time for us to put worldly matters aside in order to protect what has become a precious Hollywood treasure and one could say, national icon, Kim Kardashianīs ass.
One would think that an ass that large would have its own defense force, but according to sources, the bubble butt that has garnerned Kim so much attention over the past year may be in extreme peril and under threat of cosmetic surgery. In fact, it may already be too late for some parts of that big booty.
Kim already got cellulite treatment in order to get her ass in shape for a photo shoot. What in the world are photographers coming to? Have they forgotten the lessons that Photoshop has taught us? Surely it doesnīt matter if a girl has a little cellulite if you can just brush it out later. Maybe Paris was right about Kimīs ass looking like cottage cheese in a trash bag, but who cares as long as she keeps her butt covered with super snug dresses that render imagination unnecessary.
If we let fat bottomed girls start reducing their asses, who knows what could come next, perhaps something unthinkable, like breast reductions!
 
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