Moron Dumps Jessica Simpson
Article by Hope Alexander
May 14 2008. Article viewed 2493 times.
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This guy is going to have to turn in his penis membership if he keeps screwing things up with the most luscious pair of breasts in Hollywood, those being the ones belonging to the sweet Jessica Simpson.
The word on the street is that the pair have broken up and several Internet sources claim that they observed Tony Romo on a wild night out in Chicago, drinking with his buddies, putting Jessica on speaker phone and laughing at her skills in the bedroom, and trying to hook up with any thing that had big tits, a round ass and blonde hair.
Fortunately for him the Chicago locals have evidently been hard and work breeding slutty girls who have nothing better to do than try to catch STDīs from a football player.
According to the stories, Tony spent much of the weekend drunk and being hit on by almost every girl who laid eyes on him. At one stage some women had to be forcibly restrained from climbing over a rope and table to get to him.
Okay, so maybe he wonīt be turning in his penis membership anytime soon, but maybe he should consider getting an extended warranty on it given the mileage that thing is doing in some pretty damp conditions.
  
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