Want To Bang Hot Celebrities? Here´s How!
Article by Hope Alexander
May 20 2008. Article viewed 4296 times.
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We´re always giving the guy a hard time for having a head like a basketball balanced on a twizzler, but it turns out that John might just have the last laugh here. The old adage, big feet, big (insert hilariously coy euphemism for penis here) might have to give way to a new saying - big head, ginormous johnson.
The NY Daily News had the scoop: What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner´s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he´s a great guy, but because he´s a ´great´ guy, if you know what we mean. ´His body actually is a wonderland,´ one ex was overheard saying.
So there you go guys. In case you ever wondered what it took to bang girls like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, all you need is a few million dollars, a record contract, and a giant cock. Case closed!
  
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