30 Pick up lines best left unsaid
Article by Rachael Emmitt
July 24 2007. Article viewed 4515 times.
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Do guys actually still use pick up lines? Do they actually think they are going to win a women over, with a lines that can only be described as, cheesy, corny, dirty and hilariously bad? The sad answer to that is yes! While some try the romantic approach, others don´t waste anytime by jumping straight into the downright crude, But whichever approach one chooses to use “ Pick Up Lines “ usually earn the suiters nothing more than a roll of the eyeballs!
So in light of the fact that pick up lines are still in existence, here is a list of the
TOP 30 PICK UP LINES BEST LEFT UNSAID
I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Baby did you just fart? Because you have blown me away
Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in those pants
Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost on your eyes
Hey babe, there´s a party in my pants and you´re invited
I have ran out of Viagra, can I use you?
Lets go back to my place and do the things I am going to tell everyone we did anyway
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
If i flip a coin, what do you think the chances are of me getting head?
The word of the day is legs, lets say we go back to my place and spread the word
If you were a booger, id pick you first
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day
Forget that! Playing doctors is for kids, lets play gynecologist
Im new to town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you have a great set of buns
I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away
I have had quite a bit to drink, and you´re beginning to look good
You smell, lets take a shower together!
Your ugly but you intrigue me
I would marry your cat, just to get in the family
Hi Im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Ur-anus
I wet my pants, can I get in yours?
You know what would good on me? You!
You´re on my list of things to do tonight!
Im like chocolate, I go straight to your ass
Are your knees dirty? Cause I don´t want you to leave a mark on my floor
Are you a virgin? Prove it!
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