Lindsay´s Sexual Conquests Continue
Article by Hope Alexander
June 07 2008. Article viewed 11688 times.
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I can´t imagine what life is like being Bobby Brown´s son, but apparently its so bad that you loathe yourself enough to risk your sexual health banging Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. Brandon Brown, some guy you´ve never heard of (and will probably not hear of again after this brief spark of pseudo fame), has sold his torrid story to The Sun, who report him saying:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
Oh she knew who you were alright Brandon, you were a mere walking penis upon which to sate her incredible lust. Seriously, when will guys learn that sleeping with a slut isn´t any more of an achievement than feeding a fat guy a burger?
Pictorial demonstration of said sluttyness follows, note the natural inclination to ´assume the position´ when posing for pictures.
 
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