Just a few months ago Heidi Montag was crying herself to sleep at night because of the outpouring of loathing which accompanied her last attempt at music. Either the girl has a memory which most goldfish would be ashamed of, or she and Spencer bought that weapons arsenal to deal with the naysayers, because Heidi has just put out another cringe-worthy single that is guaranteed to make you want to have your ears paved over.
The only saving grace is that her voice has been so electronically treated that its impossible to tell it apart from your average computer synth program. Just in case you thought the song alone was bad enough, it turns out that Heidi has actually formed her own record label and intends to make an album of similar tunes straight from the bowels of hell.