Russians Buy J.Lo
Article by Hope Alexander
April 25 2007. Article viewed 1947 times.
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In a stunning move a Russian billionaire has bought Jennifer Lopez for the price of two million dollars. No, she won´t be moving to Russia never to be heard from again, and this isn´t some kind of reverse Russian bride scheme either. In fact for 2 million dollars all he got was forty minutes of singing. That is a dammed fine hourly wage, even for someone as ridiculously loaded as Jennifer Lopez.
Andrei Melnichenko hired Jennifer to sing at a joint birthday party for him and his wife that was held in Surrey. Jennifer dutifully performed for 40 minutes singing such ironic hits as “Jenny from the Block”.
I hope both he and his wife secretly got some sexual favors out of this because there is no way in hell I´d pay 2 million to have J Lo sing at my birthday. I mean, yeah, she´s hot and all, but for $2 mill she better cure cancer or something worthwhile like that.
Andrei is worth 5 Billion however and probably doesn´t give a rats ass about J.Lo´s singing, after all we´re all talking about it aren´t we? Even if only to say how retarded it is.
  
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