Cuntry Fans Donīt Want Jessica
Article by Hope Alexander
July 23 2008. Article viewed 3438 times.
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Jessica Simpson is currently trying to transition over into the country music scene, but its not going well. At her first performance in Wisconsin she was booed heavily by the crowd who were as unimpressed with her singing as her lame attempts to seem like one of them. Jess told the crowd: īI donīt know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that Iīm just a girl from Texas; Iīm just like you. Iīm doing what I love and dating a boy,ī
Was that subtle slam on gay marriage? Or just a commentary on what she was doing that day that could just have easily have been Iīm doing what I love, and being spit roasted by a major league football team. Either way, the audience werenīt falling for it in the slightest. Apparently Jessica just doesnīt have what it takes to do country, which I guess means that sheīs not an whining alcoholic sibling shagging train wreck and will have to go back to just looking pretty in short shorts to make her living.
  
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