OMG Madonna Sex Tape!
Article by Hope Alexander
July 24 2008. Article viewed 43797 times.
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Stop the presses! There may be cinematic evidence coming to light that our favorite immortal pop geriatric may still be able to engage in sex acts according to the Daily Star which claims that Madonna is currently being blackmailed by a guy who says he has tape of her and A-Rod (of Yankees fame) totally doing it.
I´m a little skeptical myself, because I am pretty sure that at Madonna´s age the sexual organs shrivel up, preventing intercourse which would be an abomination against all that is right in the world. Unfortunately with modern lubrication technology almost anything is possible. All she´d need would be a courageous soul to brave her vaginal passage, and the deed would be done.
Okay, too grossed out to write more. Look at pics and talk amongst yourselves.
(Dude who always talks about sex with dogs, you take it from here...)
  
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