Kim Kardashian has become a playable character in one of EA Sports´ latest offerings ´Facebreaker´, though what we learn watching the trailer confirms my suspicions that EA has their design teams locked away for years at a time in deep dungeons of technology, forbidding them access to the outside world in any form.
The ´Kim Kardashian´ in the game features a caveman walk, toned arms, no ass, and Kate Moss tits, in short, the only real likeness the game Kim has to the real Kim is the fact that they´ve given her longish brown hair, and a vaguely Middle Eastern belly dancer appearance.
Of course, none of this will matter if your life´s mission has become to get as close as possible to actually punching Kim Kardashian in the face without having to leave your house, in which case, EA just made all your dreams come true.
