Britney Dresses REALLY Badly
Article by Hope Alexander
April 27 2007. Article viewed 1221 times.
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If itīs not one thing then itīs another, Britney just has to set a trend somehow, even if that trend just happens to be īhideousī. Every day she seems to make an appearance in something more bizarrely farm girl than the next.
Sheīs taken to shopping in a big way, Iīm not sure where she is shopping exactly, though I am thinking that it is sometime in the 1940īs. Seriously, what is with the billowing waistlines, the sagging breasts, the weird cowboy style hats?
In these pics she looks like she stole some five year oldīs dress, which is you know, not very sexy, and pretty dammed weird. I wonder if this is what we can expect from Britney now? Her next album with probably be a sort of country/pop mix featuring duets with Cotton Eye Joe.
Speaking of Joes, there have been some rumors that Jessica Simpsonīs dad, Joe Simpson might be the next to manage Spears now that she has fired the man who took her to the top, Larry Rudolph. In case you canīt remember what Joe is like, heīs the one who is always making remarks about Jessicaīs large breasts. I suppose incest does fit in well with the down home country girl look Britney is rocking, this could be a match made in heaven.
  
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