La Lohan Strikes Again!
Article by Hope Alexander
August 20 2008. Article viewed 6114 times.
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Lindsay Lohan further fueled rumors that she is getting desperate for the cock when she sent a text message to a friend of hers, Billy Bush, who was interviewing Micheal Phelps´s mom. Billy took the opportunity to read the message on air and thus publicly humiliate she of the fiery crotch.
The text read: ´Tell him he´s fucking amazing, and I want to meet him.´
When Michael´s mom was shown the text she panicked and squealed: ´OK, Lindsay!!! — Delete! Delete! Delete!´
You can delete that message lady, but you can´t delete Lindsay, and she´s no doubt even more determined to get your boy now. Hmm. Sounds like the beginning of one hell of an erotic thriller.
Not that Michael´s mom needs to worry about her son, if things get too intense with Lindsay he can always leap into the ocean and swim to safety. There´s a reason romantic walks are taken on beaches, you know - a quick escape route is always available in case things go wrong.
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