Wondering why Ricky looks so concerned to have a woman´s crotch that close to his own? This story may answer that question. We missed this in all the frenzy of the Jolie Pitt twins being born, and due to the fact this story is missing what would usually be an essential element around here: boobies. However, just for weird factor alone, comes the news that Ricky Martin is now the father of twin boys. Who´s the mommy? A ´gestational surrogate´, aka ´filthy womb creature´.
A statement released by Ricky Martin´s camp twittered: ´The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky´s full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.´´
Do you hear that sound? That´s the collective death cry of millions of heartbroken women who secretly harbored dreams of one day hooking up with Ricky Martin howling against their Ricky Martin posters and slowly collapsing into the piles of candy wrappers and fetid pizza boxes littering the floor.
Congratulations go to Ricky Martin and his new sons.
