Jessica Simpson Curses Relationship
Article by Hope Alexander
August 29 2008. Article viewed 3888 times.
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Just weeks after reports that Tony Romo had left Jessica Simpson and was hooking up with bar girls, Jess has cursed her relationship by publicly declaring that Tony Romo is the love of her life, following up the statement with the genius phrase: ´I don´t really ever say that to anybody.´
Aside from what amounts to a public admission that she doesn´t really understand what the word ´the´ means, Jessica made a massive mistake here. Does she not realize by now that any public admission of devotion and love is sure to be followed by a messy break up?
The only more surefire way to ensure that her relationship ends in short order is to tell the media that she wants his babies. Of course, Jessica wouldn´t do that, mostly because she probably still doesn´t know where babies come from.
  
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