Yar! Celebrities Get Pirated
Article by Hope Alexander
August 30 2008. Article viewed 9591 times.
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Usually this section of the site is solely reserved for the truly important business of commenting lewdly about sex tapes, tits, and asses, but this story involves pirates, which makes it a mandatory inclusion according to the interweb charter of 2002 which states all stories concerning real life encounters with pirates, ninjas or zombies must immediately be reported to the public.
Pirate activities have been on the rise over the past few years, and the latest victim of their nefarious swashbuckling ways was a 36.7 million dollar yacht famed for carrying celebrities such as Jack Nicholson and P Diddy. Neither were on board when the pirates attacked (of course, no pirate would dare face the Jack), but the pirates nevertheless made off with almost $200,000 worth of jewelery from the unfortunate guests aboard the vessel.
Police and military have been unsuccessful in tracing the pirates thus far, but are closely monitoring all sales of striped pants, parrots and red cross paint.
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