Lily vs Elton - Fight!
Article by Hope Alexander
September 05 2008. Article viewed 2430 times.
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The Superman vs Batman debate still rages, but the argument over who would win a fight between Lily Allen and Elton John has been settled after one of the more dramatic GQ man of the year awards ceremonies of recent years. Organizers decided that Elton and Lily would make an excellent award presenting duo, but they failed to reckon on Lily´s newfound self destructive alcoholic streak.
After downing glass after glass of champagne and earning Elton´s ire, tensions came to a head when Elton snarked at Lily as she announced the most important event of the evening, saying: ´What? Are you going to have another drink?´
Elton picked the wrong young drunk pop starlet to pick on, as Lily retaliated, saying: ´Fuck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!´
A shocked crowd fell silent at her words, while Elton´s comeback was to claim that he could still snort her under the table, a rather weak retort which was parried with the cutting ´Fuck off. I don´t know what you are talking about.´
Now there´s the real bonus of fame. Sure there´s money, and free designer clothes and the adoration of the masses, but the real perks come in being able to tell music legend Elton John to fuck off. That would make it all worthwhile.
  
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