Kim Kardashian Has Talent
Article by Hope Alexander
September 06 2008. Article viewed 7500 times.
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Kim Kardashian has decided that she needs to work on her career and expand her horizons by predictably becoming a singer. Because that worked out so well for her friend Paris, and arch slut enemy, Heidi Montag. (There´s no real evidence that Heidi and Kim are arch enemies, but I bet if they were ever in the same room at the same time, blood would be shed, if not due to ferocious fighting, to bloody heads sustained by them banging into shiny surfaces whilst trying to get to the buffet table).
Kim´s setting her sights at a reasonable level, saying that she´d like to collaborate with: ´I´d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.´
Sure, hell, I bet Michael Jackson would love to collaborate with Kim Kardashian, but why stop there, why not go for Elvis Presley, or Kurt Cobain, or Tupac. They´d probably return from the dead for the chance to work with such a talent.
  
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