Britney Returns To The VMA´s
Article by Hope Alexander
September 06 2008. Article viewed 990 times.
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Britney Spears is returning to open the VMA´s with the help of Russel Brand (a dreamy and charismatic British comedian with unbelievable powers of seduction). MTV execs are hyping up the opening act, saying that it will be both fun and unexpected, which is almost certainly code for ´if she doesn´t take her meds that night, we´re fucked´.
Britney has decided to open the show because: ´MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs? I´m excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated.´
Britney´s steady return to sanity has been marked by a series of heartwarming milestones. There was her first trip out of the house with a bra, her first overnight visit with the kids, and now its time for her first fully conscious trip to the VMA´s. Of course, if things do go wrong Daddy Spears is sure to be waiting in the wings with a tranq gun and Britney´s naughty paddle, just in case.
  
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