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Blonde Trail TrackersThree blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"
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Banged Up PirateA seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
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The Barber and RomeA man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there. Its crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?”
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Sherlock Goes CampingSherlock Holmes and Watson were out camping one night. After pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in. In the middle of the night, Holmes violently shakes Watson awake. "Watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."
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Give and TakeA man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss."
Uploaded by Magamba on June 07 2007. 14583 Views
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The Guiding VoiceA guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."
The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice.
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Some people pay for Porn 18+This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 15 2007. 154875 Views
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Blonde Trail TrackersThree blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were...
Uploaded by Magamba on June 07 2007. 9465 Views
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50th anniversaryAn old couple, married 50 years, decides to do something special for their anniversary. They do the same thing they did the day they were married, eat dinner nude. The wife says " honey, My nipples are as hot for you now, as they we´re the day we we´re married.....
Uploaded by chukufarley8 on May 22 2007. 13539 Views
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Bad Birthday PresentA wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin´?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he´s been to this club before.....
Uploaded by Magamba on May 22 2007. 15168 Views
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Glad to be drunkA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I´ve got to take you in, pal. You´re obviously drunk."....
Uploaded by Magamba on May 22 2007. 14241 Views
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Girls night outTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something....
Uploaded by Magamba on May 22 2007. 9690 Views
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The Happy HangoverJack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company´s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn´t taste like alcohol at all. He didn´t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Uploaded by Magamba on May 09 2007. 13734 Views
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The Older HusbandAt 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms...
Uploaded by Magamba on May 09 2007. 13467 Views
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Daughter and a VibratorA mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter´s bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks.
Uploaded by Magamba on May 09 2007. 16299 Views
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A Honeymoon SurpriseA guy out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right to the nuts. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he asked,“How bad is it, Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin.”
Uploaded by Magamba on May 09 2007. 13128 Views
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