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More On The Lauren Conrad Sex TapeIt turns out that you won´t be seeing a Lauren Conrad sex tape, because it´s not going to be released. The reasons are two fold, one, it doesn´t even contain any hardcore sex (and what´s the point of making a celebrity sex tape if you´re not going to get hardcore about it,) and two, SugarDVD is no longer offering the $500,000...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 21 2007. 1107 Views
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Lindsay Lohan Has Been HaxxoredCheck out some of the private correspondence allegedly hacked from Lindsay Lohan´s Gmail, MySpace, and BlackBerry. The correspondence is bewteen Lindsay and her closest friends, like Paris, Stavros, Samanthat Ronson, and Shanna Moakler. These people are all completely fucked off their heads of course, and I´m not sure that any of them are actually what you might call literate...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 21 2007. 1284 Views
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Lindsay´s So Much FunLindsay is just the craziest girl ever. Really, but to give her her dues, she certainly is entertaining, and I almost enjoy everything that comes out of her mouth. She´s given a funny interview to Allure, but before we get to that, do you remember the flooding in her LA apartment that caused 150,000 worth of damage to her ex boyfriends apartment? Well the plot thickens...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 21 2007. 531 Views
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Paula Rules The AirPaula is apparently convinced that she is a very special person who deserves very special treatment. It has been reported that she made other divas look positively humble on a flight that she took recently. A source reports her naughty antics, like a little kid tattling on one of the bigger ones...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 21 2007. 495 Views
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What´s PlayingAdmit it... You have nothing better to do. Right?
Go see a movie this weekend.
Here are your options for this weekend.
What to watch. The all look like winners to me. My recommendation for this weekend is ´Hot Fuzz´. Check out the trailers to make your pick a little easier.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 20 2007. 1656 Views
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The Drunken BusinessmanPeter is relaxing after work one day in a bar on the top floor of a New York skyscraper. While he´s sipping his drink, another man approaches him. He looks like an average guy; suit, tie, glasses, and he´s pretty drunk.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 8394 Views
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Some people pay for Porn 18+This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 15 2007. 154875 Views
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Larger Breasts TrickA husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower...
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 10008 Views
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It´s all hanging outFrom the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 7263 Views
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The Costume PartyA couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family....
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 7824 Views
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The nervous PriestA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass...
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 6780 Views
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What is Politics?Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I´m the breadwinner of the family, so let´s call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we´ll call her the Government....
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 6558 Views
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Who are You?An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo....
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 17388 Views
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That´s a huge couple of bitchesI´m betting these girls could kick some serious ass.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 18 2007. 22773 Views
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Busty for PresidentI only have one piece of advice for this girl... Run for President. You would have my vote no matter what your political agenda would be.
The win would be the biggest landslide in the history of the world.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 17 2007. 481350 Views
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The ValetThe tale begins when François Pignon, (Gad Elmaleh) a restaurant car service valet at a posh Paris hotel gets caught-up in a billionaire industrialist’s sneaky infidelities.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 17 2007. 789 Views
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Hot FuzzNicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is the finest cop London has to offer, with an arrest record 400% higher than any other officer on the force. He’s so good, he makes everyone else look bad.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 17 2007. 1008 Views
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Year of the dogActor/writer Mike White (SCHOOL OF ROCK) steps behind the camera for the first time to helm YEAR OF THE DOG, a story about the remarkable transformation of a woman after her beloved dog passes away.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 16 2007. 768 Views
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Slow BurnA sexy, stylish thriller.Ford Cole, a big-city district attorney with his eye on the mayor’s office and a big problem on his hands. One of his deputies, the beautiful district attorney Nora Timmer, has just confessed to killing a man in what she claims was self-defense.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 16 2007. 657 Views
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Lindsay´s Squirting ProblemsPoor Lindsay has been dealing with squirting problems this week, apparently her pipes just aren´t strong enough to deal with the massive flow going through them. It turns out that while away in New York, partying like it was the end of the world, Lindsay´s Los Angeles apartment sprung a leak and flooded the apartment below hers which just so happens to belong to her ex, Harry Morton.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 16 2007. 1905 Views
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Britney Is Happy, Perhaps TOO HappyBritney Spears has been out and about all over the show this week, engaging in wholesome ladylike activities like trying on hats and going out for sushi with her friends. The whole time she´s had a massive smile plastered across her face, as if someone just told her that she was going to get a life time supply of chocolate covered Prozac.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 16 2007. 450 Views
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Sheryl Crow Might Need A KidThe word on the street is that super hot singer Sheryl Crow might be about to adopt a baby. No-one knows if it will be a boy or a girl, from the USA, or from a remote Inuit tribe. It´s all very exciting really.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 14 2007. 399 Views
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Kate Moss Is Off The MarketIf you´ve been privy to any of her weird nipple pics this may not engender such a terrible sense of loss, but none the less, we must intrepidly report that Pete Doherty has asked Kate Moss to marry him and she appears to have accepted, as indicated by her wearing of his ring.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 14 2007. 690 Views
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Its Priceless BabyThe top 10 priceless pictures.
As always there are lessons to be learned.
This time we find out that balloons make excellent bikinis. That´s right Bikinis. A cow can make a girl look slutty. In a pornstar kind of way. Last but not least we learn that getting busted playing Viva Piñata naked is about as embarrassing as it gets.
Uploaded by Magamba on April 11 2007. 6540 Views
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Britney Stalks BasketballersBritney´s been seen at a lot of Lakers games lately, and like the innocent fools we were, we thought that she was just enjoying some wholesome fun. As it turns out she may have been stalking one of the players. Which lucky Laker might be the next in Britney´s Bed of Sorrow? Like you even care, but in case you were wanting to add to your own personal Britney stalker file, his name is Luke Walton.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on April 10 2007. 471 Views
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TMNTAfter the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City.
Uploaded by on April 10 2007. 339 Views
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