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Cucumber Dildo Ends Up in SandwichIt sucks when you find out your family´s lunch that you´re munching on is what you masturbated with last night. Time to get a vibrator.
Uploaded by LazyBatt on February 20 2008. 97551 Views
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Save your Mate from Marital DoomTen sure ways to safe your friend.
So your best friend has a girlfriend. You don’t really like her, but that’s okay because she’s just the girlfriend, right? Tough luck if she doesn’t like you, or any of his other friends. It’s okay if she’s dressing him in pink lambs’ wool sweaters, he’ll grow out of it, it’s just a phase. It’s inevitable with women, they’ll try and change you...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on February 16 2008. 4821 Views
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Amy Winehouse Kicks Ass At The GrammysIn an amazing recovery, Amy Winehouse made winning Grammys seem as easy as taking crack from a baby. She wasn´t allowed into the USA to perform at the actual awards ceremony, but she performed via satellite and blew audiences around the world away with her sultry, and most impressively, coherent, performance.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on February 13 2008. 1701 Views
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Porn star Regan Reese sucks.... at Guitar HeroLingerie Guitar Hero with Regan Reese..
Hmmm.. Maybe I should get that game.
Uploaded by Magamba on February 08 2008. 55494 Views
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Kim Kardashian Topless Bikini ModelKim Kardashian´s star may be on the wane, but she is still incredibly hot. She even has a bit of that old 70´s porn star look going on in one or two of these pictures. These are part of the line up for Travis Barker´s fashion line. Don´t know who Travis Barker is? It really doesn´t matter. All you need to know is that somehow his people convinced Kim Kardashian to take off most of her clothing and pose for them.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on January 24 2008. 12444 Views
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56K SucksPsh, I remember 1200 baud modems looking at ASCII pr0n on BBS´s. Now THAT is old school.
Uploaded by LazyBatt on January 15 2008. 42117 Views
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Some people pay for Porn 18+This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 15 2007. 154875 Views
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Why I wear a tinfoil hatAs you are no doubt well aware, the world these days is run by evil corporations who want to control your mind and turn you into a virtual consuming zombie. This is clearly bad news because being a zombie sucks ass, except of course, for the part where you get to eat the brains of hapless victims.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on January 12 2008. 4509 Views
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Magamba Hottie of DecemberIt´s time for our first of many Magamba Hottie of the month.
The rules are simple. Send in your picture.
If the users like it, you have a change to become hottie of the month. The winner gets a prize of $150. The 2nd and 3rd place gets a Magamba T-shirt. Picking this months winner was not easy. There are so many things to consider. Like how hot is the picture, how popular, how original. So girls be sure to send in your picture for the Hottie of January competition.
Uploaded by Magamba on January 03 2008. 163410 Views
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Mischa Barton Parties OnNow here´s some dedication to partying. Even though Mischa Barton has just been bailed for a DUI in which she was also found in possession of weed, she´ll still be attending a club opening in Las Vegas tomorrow. Evidently she´s been paid to host the event, and the club has no intention of letting her out of the deal.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 29 2007. 1518 Views
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Lily Allen Is Pregnant TooI don´t know what the hell they´re putting in the water in Tinsel Town, but Lily Allen has also confirmed that she is pregnant. The cool part about her pregnancy being that she´s not an underage teen, her mother isn´t selling her story to the tabloids for millions, and she´s pregnant to one of the Chemical Brothers, which means that the baby is going to be 100% pure awesome.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 21 2007. 900 Views
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Unemployment SucksIt´d probably be hard to get a job in security too, considering they were beaten up by little teddy bears.
Uploaded by LazyBatt on December 20 2007. 44079 Views
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Big Tits Back On The Market - Pamela Anderson Is Getting A DivorceWow, gosh, I am so shocked. You know, considering that the last story we ran about Pamela Anderson was about how she was wasted on drugs and hitting on Criss Angel of all people, I just can´t believe that Pamela´s new marriage is already over. Still, they did make it almost 8 weeks, so well done guys, well done.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 18 2007. 8538 Views
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Want A Piece Of Britney Spears?Britney Spears´ latest video has been released, and damnit but I can´t stop watching the thing. It´s somehow mesmerizing, and even though I know she´s a crazy lady who is completely messing up her life and probably scarring her small children in the process, this music just makes all of that okay.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 17 2007. 3804 Views
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Suck My GourdDouble sided! These girls may have a future in pron.
Uploaded by LazyBatt on December 16 2007. 33543 Views
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Heroes of the 80´s The Era Of The Real ManLiving through the 80´s, it was easy to miss the importance of the time we lived in. Confused by fluffy hair, bright fluorescent colors, and synthesizer music, most of us took the manliness of the men of that time for granted. Now we live in the future. The year 2000 has come and gone and for some reason left us without the plethora of manly role models that defined the 80´s with their magnificence.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 15 2007. 6576 Views
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I Work With What I Got!I know my camera phone sucks, but it is all I have....
Do you hold it against me?
Uploaded by djwuss on December 11 2007. 66771 Views
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Must Watch Videos of the WeekIt´s time to take a look at the videos not to miss this week. After hours and hours of scouring the Internet we came up with a bunch of great videos I´m sure you will enjoy. This list will take you through every possible emotion humanly possible. We have everything from the best beach party ever to a hot busty Asian girl working out. Take a few minutes and check them out!
Uploaded by Magamba on December 09 2007. 125244 Views
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Paris Hilton Catfight!Paris Hilton might be a billionaire heiress, but that doesn´t mean she can´t act with all the decorum of a 50cent hooker when she wants to. Apparently Paris is still fixated on her on again, off again ex Stavros Niarchos, because she really kind of lost it when he showed up at a club and started hitting on another girl.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 09 2007. 3204 Views
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Out The TrashJust a day after I pointed out that Lindsay Lohan´s boyfriend sucked, she broke up with him. While it is unlikely that the two incidents were related, I´m still holding out hope. That´s why I´m going to take a moment to predict the next exciting event in Lindsay´s life, which will hopefully be her stripping completely naked and partying like it´s 1969, swinger style.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on December 01 2007. 1758 Views
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Lindsay´s Boyfriend SucksFor a hot young thing, Lindsay Lohan is not doing too well on the boyfriend front. In rehab she supposedly did some married guy in the toilets, and now she´s out she´s dating some creep who left his fiancee to date her, and just happens to be a big fat criminal as well. In addition to being a proven creep, her boyfriend, Randy Giles is said to have abandoned Lindsay over Thanksgiving holiday, and gone out and partied like crazy in various bars and clubs almost every night.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on November 30 2007. 1869 Views
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Suck on this bad boy part twoIf you want to make sure your future girlfriend has got what it takes to keep you happy, you should make sure she has a passion for sucking random objects.
It might now seem important to you now. But trust me, after ten years this could make or break you will to live.
Uploaded by Magamba on November 26 2007. 502446 Views
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Scroll Slowly...Look at that big thing she´s sucking..
Oh, not what we thought.
Uploaded by LazyBatt on November 24 2007. 48558 Views
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Suck on this bad boyIf you want to make sure your future girlfriend has got what it takes to keep you happy, you should make sure she has a passion for sucking random objects.
It might now seem important to you now. But trust me, after ten years this could make or break you will to live.
Here a big list of girls that shows how it´s done.
Now if this is not talent I don´t know what it.
Uploaded by Magamba on November 17 2007. 434325 Views
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Amy Winehouse Booed Off StageFinally people are catching on to the idea that Amy Winehouse sucks balls, and not in the fun pornographic way either. On the first night of her UK tour, she was booed off the stage due to a combination of factors which included but were in all likelihood not limited to, being drunk, slurring the words to songs whilst stumbling around, and for the final straw...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on November 17 2007. 1689 Views
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Amy Winehouse SucksI´m really not sure why the hell Amy Winehouse is famous anymore. Her music is terrible, she´s a junkie, she looks like a burned out street whore, and she apparently never turns up to shoots, or shows, or anything that doesn´t involve a good stiff needle between the toes. Yeah, there was that one good song about not wanting to go to rehab, but apart from that, she´s really no good...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on November 10 2007. 1248 Views
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