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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty - Druggie Duo Of Doom!MTV Europe is continuing the MTV tradition of taking serious risks when it comes to performances. They´ve got Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse rocking out on stage, which could result in something quite awesome, but will probably be mediocre music slurred by people who look like someone broke most of their joints before they came on stage.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on November 03 2007. 1107 Views
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Halle Berry Slurs JewsYeah, the world is still mad on political correctness these days, but you would have thought that Halle would have known better than to go after the Jews, those guys kick up a fuss if you even mention them in a remotely negative light. Anyway, Halle went on Leno and was showing him pi cures of her that had been distorted by computer software, where they happened upon one where her nose was ridiculously large...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on October 24 2007. 2655 Views
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Britney Won´t Be Seeing Her Kids For A WhileBritney Spears has done it again, because she failed to comply with court orders (in this case, the order to make herself available for random drug testing) she has had her visitation rights suspended. All Britney had to do was make sure that the people who were responsible for administering the random drug tests could get in contact with her, but apparently, that was just too much to ask.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on October 19 2007. 1071 Views
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The Matrix has MeMy computer stole a day of my life today. It lured me in with the promise of high speed gaming glory, and then frustrated every attempt at connection to the wonderful wide web with stoic blankness. As I entered the fourth hour of this ordeal, downloading spy ware detection devices in the hope that the problem could be resolved quickly, that I realized my computer had me.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on October 16 2007. 5448 Views
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Banana EnvyCan I suck on your banana?
Open wider!
Uploaded by LazyBatt on October 10 2007. 61062 Views
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Become a Super Hero The World needs YOU!The world is pretty fucked up. I think we all realize that. However, there´s not much point in whining on about it, that won´t do anything except get you a punch in the mouth, or perhaps a seat on the board of directors of a
radical charity. Given that most of us would prefer a punch in the mouth to the latter fate, it´s pretty clear we need to do something other than moan.
Uploaded by Alex Jeffreys on October 06 2007. 7881 Views
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Some people pay for Porn 18+This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 15 2007. 154875 Views
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It sucks to be Kate Moss... kinda (semi upskirt)Apparently the big time is fading fast for Kate Moss. The supermodel has only booked 11 contracts this year, down from the 18 she usually booked in her heyday. (Her heyday being the time when she got caught out very publicly with a whole lot of cocaine and everybody tutted in public, but in private cut themselves a few lines and booked Kate ASAP for their next campaign.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 30 2007. 15147 Views
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Ex Porn Stars, Where are they now? Part TwoWe´ve covered some of the more famous porn stars, but not every porn star is Jenna Jameson or Linda Lovelace, there are other stars, less recognized stars, who put in their hard years in porn, and then must move on to greener pastures. What happens to them, you ask? What happens to the unknown soldiers of porn? We´ve done a little digging, and found that their destinations are as many and varied as sex positions in the Kama Sutra.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 28 2007. 54447 Views
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Nicole Richie Gets Her Pregnant Bikini OnWhen you´re heavily pregnant, sometimes you just want to put a bikini on and have paparazzi take pictures of you as you attempt to have a holiday. Strangely enough, Nicole Richie contrives to look a great deal better in these pictures than she has done in a long time, and even though she´s very obviously pregnant, I´ll take these any day over the emaciated skeletor bikini pics we used to get.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 27 2007. 3792 Views
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Life SucksAt Least It´s Not Ebola: A New Way Of Living
So you´re feeling depressed, a bit down. Nothing is as you thought it would be, your job´s not as fufiling as they made it out to be when you applied, your significant other isn´t as hot as you´d imagined she would be when you were a kid, maybe you can´t even get a significant other.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 25 2007. 4872 Views
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Hottest of the WeekIt´s time to continue our weekly best of Magamba.
On this top list you will find the top picks of our users judged by both views and rating.
Hottest videos, hottest pictures and so on.
This week features a circle off boobs and some dirty honestly questions. Plus a tons of other cool stuff.
Uploaded by Magamba on September 23 2007. 17133 Views
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Wrong Stick GirlShe must be desperate.
Sucking any big stick she can get her mouth on!
Uploaded by LazyBatt on September 19 2007. 57912 Views
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Side Effects May IncludeSleeping Pills, Side Effects May Include, Drowsyness, Dizziness, and Disorientation. I´m glad they told me that, because otherwise its possible I would have been really concerned if I took the sleeping pill and started to feel drowsy. Television advertisements list side effects, but the rest of the living experience seems to come list free. It´s just not good enough, and we deserve better dammit.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 16 2007. 4971 Views
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Demi Moore Super Sexy Plastic HotDemi Moore is old now, and she´s finding it hard to land ay challenging roles, but that´s not stopping her looking her foxiest at all times. Demi has reportedly outlaid almost $500,000 on plastic surgery, which for some reason seems kind of cheap to me. I guess it´s because I think about houses, they cost in the millions, and your body is something you live in, so really, $500,000 is kind of a half assed attempt.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 15 2007. 2520 Views
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Blah Blah, Britney really sucksThe truth is slowly coming out about the whole VMA debacle, and it turns out that Britney´s issues and lacklustre performance had nothing to do with MTV telling her to tone down the act, or the stage not being sound enough to take the exciting magic tricks, no, instead apparently all that happened was Britney showed up three hours late, got drunk instead of rehearsed...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 12 2007. 1788 Views
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Jessica Simpson Plays With Her BreastsNow THIS is the hardcore, hard hitting REAL news you´ve all been waiting for. A photo set of Jessica Simpson feeling up her breasts while some guy whispers in her ear. We haven;t seen much of Jessica Simpson lately, something about being with John Mayer seemed to just suck all the sexy right out of her. Not anymore though, Jess is back and hotter than ever.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 09 2007. 17037 Views
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This Week In HollywoodWelcome to another week in Hollywood. It´s been exciting and scanadlicious as always, and our girl Britney has been working hard to ensure that she stays in the headlines by any means necessary, flashing her ass and leaking dirty songs onto the Internet like crazy, which ironically, she probably is. Oh, and Paris is back, and she´s brought her nipples with her!
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on September 05 2007. 7920 Views
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I would like front row seats pleaseThe music sucks, but I still have a strong urge to see the show.
Uploaded by Magamba on August 30 2007. 104430 Views
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See Britney´s Bare Ass, and other mistakesBritney Spears may not be facing loosing custody of her children, but that´s not stopping her from wearing ´clothing´ that flashes almost her whole bare ass. Oh yeah.
Check out Britney´s bare ass after the jump
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on August 30 2007. 31929 Views
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Balls of FuryIn this secret society, the competition is brutal and the stakes are high. It is the unsanctioned, underground, and utterly unhinged world of clandestine Ping-Pong tournaments.....
Uploaded by Magamba on August 29 2007. 2691 Views
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Jessica Alba Rubs Her Hotness InJessica Alba was voted female hottie at the Teen Choice Awards, and her acceptance speech was very reminiscent of those talk shows where people who used to be fat meet their childhood bullies, (or that episode of Friends with Brad Pitt). Basically she got her own back on some guy who hurt her feelings when she was 8.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on August 28 2007. 2892 Views
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Plastic Surgery SelectorJust 50 years ago, people got old and became ugly. It was a dark time indeed, where women had small breasts, noses were sometimes crooked, asses hung low, and tummies rolled out of control. Thanks to advances in technology, and the blessing of the Lord, there are now options available to the less than entirely attractive masses.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on August 18 2007. 35007 Views
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Kim is here, RIP ParisKim Kardashian has really dealt what should be a death blow to Paris Hilton´s ego, but probably won´t be. Paris´ ego may actually be the strongest thing known to man. Now if only we could somehow extract it, we could use it to make space ships that could burrow right through the moon! Then it would be a donut. But that´s probably not the point. No, the point is that Kim Kardashian´s star is on the rise...
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on August 18 2007. 3885 Views
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Paris needs moneyParis may have made $200 million last year, but that doesn´t mean she don´t need more green. Paris and Nicky Hilton are now whoring themselves around, offering to show up at events for a cool $500,000 a time. Someone in Las Vegas is saying ´Paris and Nicky are shopping their partying ways to Vegas at the price of around $500,000...´
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on August 17 2007. 1908 Views
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Amy Winehouse did OD, has no assAmy Winehouse has confirmed that she did indeed OD the other day, but she has in fact, not checked into rehab. Of course not. Why would you check into rehab when you can talk to a newspaper about how much OD´ing sucks? Apparently it sucks quite a lot. So for those of us who haven´t almost killed ourselves with the reckless use of an illicit drug cocktail, here´s the scoop.
Uploaded by Hope Alexander on August 13 2007. 2877 Views
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